How To Hijack a Sift Talk Post

posted by blankfist 1 decade 4 years 11 months 2 weeks ago • 782 views
Mastering the fine art of hijacking someone's Sift Talk post is both a measure of one's douchebaggery and of their misdirection skills. It's a lot of fun and a quick way to lose the friendship of people who take the internet a wee bit too serious.

Let's go over a couple proven methods you can use to hijack someone's Sift Talk post.


1) Personal attack - This is probably the most effective means of hijacking. Simply attack someone for any apparent reason. I like to attack their intelligence or grammar. That tends to put them off enough to start a flame war. Sometimes following a person from post to post mocking their comments is a great way to hijacking multiple posts.

2) Gay references - Turn the post into a homoerotic gay orgy. Talk about fisting and anal penetration and putting wieners in each other's mouths. Eventually everyone will be so turned on that no one will remember what the original topic of the post was in the first place!

3) Non sequiturs - This can be anything from a random video to a random comment. These typically don't work, so stick with gay references or personal attacks.


There you have it! Another randomly pointless Sift Talk post from blank-muthafuckin-fist.

26 Comments

peggedbea says...

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poolcleaner says...

I agree with everything you've said, except that I'd like to add that non sequiturs are a personal, delusional way of hijacking a sift talk. It's the sleeper attack that no one realizes just happened. Like, they may still be talking on topic, but when you non sequitur the fuck out a thread's ass with some anal penetration and weiner sucking, as she bends over drinking her own urine and eating moon pies out of hamster sty, you... oooh... mmmmmm.... uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh -- I'M

poolcleaner says...

...writing all over myself with old ink jet cartridges. Old... gay ink jet cartridges that have their fluid all hard and sticky stuck inside them -- Ya gotta squeeezzzeeee it hard to get that ink out. Just squeeezzzeee and -- oh, there it is. Ahhh, got the last drop.

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